John Mulaney Roasts Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson on Talk Show
John Mulaney poked fun at the Bill Belichick–Jordon Hudson drama on the latest episode of his Netflix talk show.
The comedian, 42, staged a funny bit with sidekick Richard Kind and a young woman named “Geirsten” during the Wednesday, April 30 edition of Everybody’s Live With John Mulaney.
“I know you’re gonna have a lot to say about surgery,” Mulaney told Kind, 68, onstage.
“Yeah, I got a lot to say,” Kind replied, to which Geirsten — standing off the stage and sporting a sweatshirt and stern expression — interjected, “No, we’re not talking about that.”
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Channeling Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend Hudson, Geirsten said, “I am his idea mill and his muse and I’ll need to see a cut of this before you use it.”
“It’s a live show,” Mulaney argued.
“It’s not live anymore, sorry,” she responded. “The Richard portions are pre-taped, we’re gonna need to see a cut.”
“Come on, wouldn’t you give up all your friends for this woman?” said Kind, spoofing 73-year-old Belichick. “I would blow up my brand and distance myself from my fans for one moment in her company. Oh, to watch her scroll. To wake up and hear her on the phone in the bathroom.”
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“Wow, Richard,” Mulaney said. “It seems like a dream.”
“Yeah, it’s a dream,” Kind said, referencing their Instagram presence: “We also have some cute Insta-faces.”
“No, we’re not showing those. Those are private,” Geirsten complained, prompting Mulaney to remind her that her social media is “public.”
“You know, why can’t I have it all, John? A family? A brand? A business? No one deserves it more than me,” she scoffed.
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“That may be, but please if you could not interrupt the show,” he said, to which she replied, “I’m gonna have friends over here later. Who are those random people backstage?”
“The guests?” he answered.
Mulaney regularly riffs on celebrity headlines during his Everybody’s Live monologue, and the awkward moment when Hudson interrupted the football coach’s recent interview with CBS Sunday Morning provided plenty of comic inspiration.
During the sit-down, Belichick was asked about his and Hudson’s 49-year age gap, which he brushed off.
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“Never been too worried about what anybody else thinks,” Belichick said. “Just try to do what I feel like is best for me and what’s right.”
Tony Dokoupil, who conducted the interview, then asked how Belichick and Hudson connected, which the former cheerleader shut down immediately.
“Not talking about this,” Hudson interjected.
In a voiceover, Dokoupil later revealed that the topic is something “neither one of them is comfortable commenting on,” while also noting that Hudson was a “constant presence during our interview.”
Hudson became the target of criticism online, taking to her Instagram Story to repost a series of tweets coming to her defense. “I see a woman who cares about her man and doesn’t want him to be screwed around by the media,” one of the messages read.
